Joke Of The Day

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A very lazy man is fishing. After some time he catches one, but since he's too lazy, he himself won't remove the fish from the bait. So he looks around for passers by and calls someone to do it for him. Then a good hearted soul comes and does it. A little annoyed he asked the fishing guy,
: don't you have kids? why don't you bring them alone?
: oh, I'm not married so I don't have kids.
: Ok. then you should get married as soon as possible.
: good idea. Do you know of any pregnant girl?